I am not ashamed

This is a public service announcement.

This is happening this summer.

You won't want to miss it.

Epic entertainment at its finest.

Be there.

I'll be the one in my 90's get-up, screaming my head off, and laughing until I pee.

Because there is nothing better than watching 40 year old has-beens who think they still got it take off their shirts and sing with man-made wind blowing in their faces.

Nothing.

Better.